muffins&madness

why hello there!

2012-02-11T11:59:00.000Z

i havent posted in a few days, sorry im slacking!i just want to show you a few little things i found;) so as i love ASOS i thaught i'd feature some of theuir jewlerry in my blog? so i got about 3 peices here! https://marketplace.asos.com/listing/rings/bicycle-double-ring/219164 and https://marketplace.asos.com/listing/rings/2finger-domino-ring/232554 and my favourite ~ https://marketplace.asos.com/listing/rings/gold--black-double-finger-moustache-ring/246957 so yer! i have some little thing for double rings and moustaches atm....i mean for christmas i baught a bauble which had 'stashing through the snow' on it, so i love moustaches! omg, i want a hoodie with it on, or some shoes, YES, shoes. with a moustache on the tounge:) sorry, im going off subject! right whats next ont he agenda....oh yes! charlie, right as we skype like every day nearly, yesterday he got his borthers laptop and skyped his friend ali too, so we were in a bit of a 3-way call! (for all you immature kids out there, noo. not like that) and charlie seems to think he has a gift hes like 'i know your bra size' and hes only ever seen me, under a top? he goes 'oh you are a....c?' and hes right, spooky and he did the same for like 5 other people then i introduced the fact there was numbers, to which he didnt know? had to explain them, then he guessed i was a 34, correct again....? o.O spooky boy. then me and ali had some conversation about where we get our boobs measred when charlie left for his dinner, but eh came in the room and entered with 'OMG FILTHY PERVES, YOU LET ANOTHER LADY TOUCH YOUR BOOBS? what do they actually do...?' me and ali were like o.O then he had some little thing for this hat, he was like 'do i look better with a hat, or without' but i have to say, with....and, oh no i cant say:L we'd get like arrested if i did.....umm, ok forget that comment!xxx

concert!

2012-02-06T18:33:00.000Z

so yesterday i went to see olly murs in concert:-) looked forward to it since christmas!xx
and i lost my voice (again..) but i have to say it was the best concert ive ever been to, i dont know if its because before ive been to see like james blunt and stuff, when i like them but dont necesarily have there albums or listen to there music? or if its because i went with my friend, cos i normally go with my dad so i cant let loose and stuff, but with my friend i felt i could dance and be myslef? ya know!
so i felt a bit unloved, as we were goign into the O2 arena, to get to our seats i saw the twins maddi and charlotte who id been looking for all day! and i shouted and ran to them but they didnt hear me and left:L rude...ALSO on the way out i stopped to buy some olly merchandise, got 2 tops, a bracelet, a poster and a hoodie! but after seeing how much it all cost, im goign need to start saving now so i have enough money for october if im going to buy all the ed merch.....

sorry!

2012-02-06T17:48:00.000Z

sorry i havent posted for weeks and weeks! my laptop was broken so i had to get by twitter and stuff on my phone! so yesterday we got snow! it actually settled:) but i didnt get to play in it:L well....lie, i did.....for about a half hour with my friend charlie! and we made a snowman caled cyril (after one of ed sheerans guitars, ofcourse!) and it was pretty amazing for a 20/15 minute jobby, before he threw snowballs at me and shoved one in my new leggings:L BTW - during a snowball fight its not a good idea to wear your leopard print/zebra leggings....your spotted easily:L so after looking like a tramp, non matching clothing and messy hair we went home for some hot chocolate and to watch 'paranormal encounter' ive been spending quite alot of time with charlie, so ill post a lil photo! so on skype charlie was watching insidious and he was properly scared of it so he didnt wnana watch it alone, me and my sister were on skype as he was cuddled up with his little teddy and in his blanket! but awkward moment whne at the start of the call (dont ask me how we were talking abot this) but me and my sister were smelling scented period pads over skype and i was laughing so hard, then he goes 'aww emily has got the cutest smile in the world:3' awks....were not going out, and i dont intend on it! i mean i thaught the boy was gay:L dont mean to be rude:3

voice:@

2012-01-27T20:37:00.000Z

so i had to go aorund school miming today cos of the lack of voice i had! but it was ok, cos im goign to see ed! but it keeps coming and going! so today we also were given a history project, in which we have to make a trench, for the arty people its a real chance to get stuck in and get high grades, but for those who cannot be bothered and dont want to spend out on someting that will go in the bin like me heres what i did - so i opted for the easier option and got a cereal box, covered it in PVA and chucked some mud on, stole some of my little cousins toy soldiers and vuala! 1 trench:') OH and i cut some chicken wire off my rabbits hutch stuff for barbed wirse;) ofcourse the foxes will have an easy target.....only jokoing! i took it off one of the old rabit runs which we dont use! easy enough! will probably get only a 2C but hey! im not taking history:') xxx

OVER THE MOON:D

2012-01-26T17:57:00.000Z

so yer, i havent posted since like tuesday? and im sorry, i was a bit under the weather what with a throat infection and people accusing me of bulls*iting......well they are still being little bitches but im over it, you wanna know why? well 2 things really, 1)my friend kheira (miss k) puts he rname in for all modelling stuff cos shes really pretty and skinny and stuff, so she said to me 'i just put my name in for this calendar thing, do you want me to put you in too?' so i said 'yes please xx' and easy as that, i was in for a calendar shoot! as from now you may call me 'Miss November' ehee:) june was taken:L but still! the other reason these cunts wont get me down is my daddy just texted me saying 'hello girls, i baught you tickets to see ed sheeran, hammersmith in london, 13th october! your welcome:) xxxx' so i literally jumped up and dpwn screaming, i ran around the house about 20million times screaming (i had a throat infection that cleared up, now ive lost my voice AGAIN!) BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT, I MEAN, ED FRIGGIN SHEERAN! THIS GUY IS MY GOD, I BUILD A SHRINE TO HIM:-) i shall tweet him and ask for a little shout-out if he remembers! if not, idc! im going to see him! EEEP.

wooa!

2012-01-24T16:13:00.000Z

wowza, 3 messages already! i had no idea....well i'll chat you:') thanks for your support guys and positive messages! you are too lovely! im so glad, we can help eachother through:} and extra special thanks to 'live_like_you_have_to_die' that messages really cheered me up xxxx

take that back

2012-01-24T16:10:00.000Z

the last post? yes i wrote it a little too soon, just people are ignoring me left right and centre! ive been complimenting them, chatting ot them even doing their homework to get on their good side again, but i get no thanks in return, not even a reply! so rude....its just now words got out im going to turn into a bradley coke at lunch where not even the proper nerds with no social life will want to hang around with me:$ my life is superb! if you guys suffer from peoblems such as this, please inbox me?

backstabbing....

2012-01-24T15:58:00.000Z

so YES, im alive! i made it, only 3 people asked me about it! but everyone seems to ignore me:$ so i guess phoebe told them.....but basicly in form it was all ok with my friend and she just went about it like nothing had happened, but then my friend (who i'd told the story too and she beleived me) had done the right thing and told me that thus girl in my form went behind my back and started saying to this other girl like 'oh i dont beleive her' and 'shes definitly lieing' and stuff:$ which annoys me, i'd rather her be honest and say to my face that she thinks im lieing thne go behind my back and confer.....bitch. never trusting her again:@ just makes me so angry...after 3 years of slowly making a whole load of friends, one stupid cunt puts a photo on facebook and suddenly im the most hated person in the school......oh the joy. but if i go and delete my facebook ill be a 'social reject' . UGH:@

bracelet craze!

2012-01-23T22:25:00.000Z

so i dont know if youve realised but EVEYRONE has bracelets covering their whole arm and i think ed sheeran started it...cos in his photos he has like 20 bracelets....so someone asked me where i got a few of mine, i got a few little ones from america, some ed sheeran ones online, some from family&friends but mainly i made them! no im not a saddo, like my dad went to belgium (without me:$) but theyre famous for like chocolate and stuff s her baught me back a box of chocolate and on it was a ribbon, now me and my sister got into some hugs argument over it! so we cut it in half (yes we are sad for arguing over it) but it turns out we had the same idea! we tied it up and its now a bracelet! yes it still has 'bruge chocolateir' because bruge was the place in belgium they went too! and tis orange (like ed sheeran:-) so i got a bunch of compliments on that even if it had like chocolateir on it! and i just got loads of stringed ones which ive plaited and tied up! which is easy! try it;) home made jewlerry from anything found around the house is a go for it! saver of money:-)

i just want to explode:@

2012-01-23T20:08:00.000Z

so like on sunday i went to a little party for my swimming friends cos we havent seen eachother since the club went down so there was a house party which i went to, there was a girl there who i never really liked called chantelle, and she asked to go on my phone, so i let her cos shes like made of steel? if you say no to her you are bound to die.....so i gave her my phone, when i got it back the facebook app was open so i looked on it and she'd uploaded a photo of some other girl off of tumblr and a caption explaining how it was me and stuff? i tried to delete it but she'd put a lock on the photo (which is stupid, but its a thing on facebook where if someone hacks your account they have to know a code to take a picture down) so thats shite, and then i couldent delete it cos it was stuck and people started to comment so i got told to reply by this chantelle, so i did as i was told....didnt feel like being strangled.....so i got home and went to delete it tonight but popular shits like phoebe who everyone hates but because shes rich and stuff she's popular....but shed commented and stuff being mean so i inboxed everyone telling them what had happened and how it was a mis understanding and they all beleived me but then i inboxed phoebe and she just kept saying 'take your bullshit somewhere else...' so i gave up...i just REALLY hope she doesnt spread it...cos who are they likely to beleive, phoebe whose really popular and stuff, or me? who is not a nerd but not popular, just like a middle class who no one knows much? thats what i thaught. id be the social reject forever......joy...well lets see what tomorrow brings since shes in all my lessons:@

yer!

2012-01-21T16:43:00.000Z

not alot to say to day....i went to town and spent half an hour looking for these leggings ive died for...to find out they dont have any in stock:3 then i baught a shed load of makeup.....and baught 5 pairs of leggings. you may think 'eeeugh leggings:...boringL' but they are the animal print ones, if you looked in my wardrobe you'd think id murdered a safari! zebra, snake, giraffe, leopard -- the whole lot is int here! i think theyre hippie yes, but the 80's were onto something, the prints make your legs look super skinny! boom. :')

messing around!

2012-01-20T20:57:00.000Z

so today i didnt really do alot at school? OH except this boy has been like stalking becky saying hi and stuff but we have no clue who he is, so me and shauna started tlaking to him and stuff when becky was like 'go away i dont know you freak...' so we said she secretly loves him, he is going to declare his undieing love for her! aww bless him, he gave her some crumble he made in food tech! i thaught hes a sweetie:-) so yer, today i have 2 photos! i was on skype to my friend showing her my new wallpaper (the room isnt done yet, no carpet or anything so yer, just wallpaper!) so heres the 2 photos! -

hey!

2012-01-19T22:45:00.000Z

so if youve got tumblr....follow me!-- http://emily-sheeran.tumblr.com/ -- anyway soo! dance was awkward cos my partner rudely is on holiday:L so the lifts are like just awkward and all the couple bits:$ so yer! and i got home form school and you guys know im a really big ed fan! for his birthday were handmaking a card, a HUGE card, about the same size as a school table! then we were like 'how to get it in the post box...' but her mum works int he post office so its all good, then we were arranging what we were having in it, like pictures and were filling up both sides of the cards, we both emailed 5 people to confirm the fanmail adress (IF ANY OF YOU HAVE THE CORRECT FANMAIL ADRESS, PLEASE TELL ME?) and then we were wondering how to carry a giant orange card round school, stick stuff in and write in it without anyone questioning or wanting to sign it:$ DIFFICULT - but id do anything for my husband! so we talked abou that for about 3 hours! were also sending him toblerone, cadburys, lindt, and if our budget stretches some orange dm's with a paw drawn on 1 said, a + drawn on the other side then engrave 'ed sheeran' into the bottom so wheneverhe wlaks in mud or something, they know he's been there:D infact....i may do that for myself! WHAT LOVING FANS! also some rumour has been gogin round that because i was on skype to a boy for 6 hours, hes goign to ask me out, well i am almost definite he's gay unless hes mascarading as gay cos then you hang out with girls.....cos gay guys and flirting are almost the same:$ but hes gay in my eyes....

GRRR:@

2012-01-18T20:59:00.000Z

is it JUST me, or does tumblr make you soo mad? if you dont have it all you have to do is type on google images 'tumblr girls' and see what i mean. theyre so god damn prefect, skinny, perfect hair, stunning makeup - UGH:@ it makes my so unhappy with the way i am! i mean, yes, i have tried to 're-create' on of theyre photos but it doesnt work, i have no tan (its physicly impossible for me, i have some thing in my skin:L) i hardly get my nails done, im not skinny, im not pretty, my hai is to short (do i dare go on...?) so anyway, i hate how they are perfect.....even if tis just a photo and is probably edited, they can still make themsleves look like that! which i could never do:$

ed sheeran:)

2012-01-18T20:46:00.000Z

so yer, you know by the title! ive just got some photos to show you:) tell me that you didnt just melt inside cos of the cuteness:) WHAT A QT. hugging everything:) and cos my best friend is AMAZING she baught me some orange dm's and she drew a paw print on them, a '+' sign on them, and she carved 'ed sheeran' into the bottom of them! theyre so beautiful i dont want to wear them incase i ruin them.....she told me it was permanent marker....but it never really is:$

my school day!

2012-01-18T20:40:00.000Z

i just had some massive long story to give to you, but my computers a noon and wouldent lemme post it:$ so youll have to make do with this -- this morning in DT (design and technology) or some of you may know it as 'textiles, food tech, wood work...' i had cooking! and we had to do this worksheet things naming like different proteins, carbohydrates, vitamins ect. and like what they do and me and my friend noticed all the proteins were yellow/white then hannah went 'no theyre not...potatoes are brown' thne i couldent quite find the word and said 'not once you shave them...' that was followed by an awkward silence then a whole bunch of laughs:L then in histroy (remember how i was saying about the posters...? yep soo -) maddi started drawing pictures on her 'grow some balls' poster and anna drew a canon.....which looked like a penis (to follow the whole balls theme) and to make it worse she drew cannon balls coming out (sperm?...) it was just too funny....then she told us a story about how in theyre old school they drew themselves to put on a tea-towel and this boy practyicly drew a penis with a smiley face, but cos he was liek 6 he didnt realise.....then english! which was WY to funny, so much fun i cant remember what half of it was about! but i know that i called my friend a turd cos like we were tlaking about if turtles pee in theyre shell or not and anna said 'ask hannah shes got a turtle' so i turned aorund and said 'turt...' which was meant to be hannah but i called her turtle instead, but i didnt finish the word so it sounded ALOT like turd...i also abused my teacher (accidently) made up a new word and mis-heard words -- such fun!

strange happenings...

2012-01-17T16:26:00.000Z

ok so last night i was on a 6hour video call on skype with my charlie! we were saying how we have no social life and stuff, then we were just talking and somehow got onto the topic of tatoos? so now were getting tatoos together? mine is supposidly on my forehead and is going to say 'prostitue, come and get me' thne i had to change my last name cos he coudent spell it! and we were tlaking about the film 'bridesmaids' for like an hour and cookies and now were going to get our legs waxed together! pretty sure that boy is gay...? yer, so i also in my year have this girl, she cant speak english and shes a bit out of the ordinary, last year she was in my p.e set and she did unimaginably weird things? but i dont have her in ym set anymore, my friend has her and apparently she doesnt shave like ehr legs or armpits or anything:$ but also she put deodorant on, her blazer? she just sprayed it onto her blazer armpits? i think shes never used it before.....

a little favour....♥

2012-01-14T14:58:00.000Z

hi guys:) so ages ago i got twitter but something happened to my email account and i could no longer access my account, but now i got a new account so a brand new twitter! ive only had it for like an hour but owuld appreciate if you could follow me:) @Emily_Hallett -- will follow back! ♥♥♥

Ed Sheeran Ultimate Fan.

2012-01-13T19:42:00.000Z

woaa, so you guys are desperatly flooding in your questions! to which i am itching to answer, i wont bothr with the names cos you know who you are -
1) whats his full name? easy - edward christopher sheeran
2) where was he born? -- west yorkshire then moved to suffolk
3) what was his first album called? - the orange room EP
4) how old was he when he released his first album? - 14
5) how many guitars does he have? - 3
6) what are their names? - cyril, lloyd and nigel
7) when was he born? - 17th february 1991
8) what show did he audition for? - britannia high
9) how many nominations did he receive last night? - 4
10) what for? - best male artist, best breakthrough artist, best single and best album.
11) whats his style of music? he has loads to please everyone every album is different, he has done grime, pop, hip-hop, rap and rock.

-- is that all you got viewers? MORE.

like todays 10th post...

2012-01-13T19:32:00.000Z

sorry ive updated so much today! but anyway, today i had history (this is only a short story) and we have been doign like the world wars and stuff for the past couple of lessons and today we made a poster advertising for men to join the army, i didnt want to be a fanny and choose the slogan already ont he board so me and maddi came up with some of our own! we got -
-your country calls, grow some balls
-dont be a party pooper, be a british trooper
and just generally stuff like that:) were aloud to be rude with balls and stuff cos we can practicly get away with murder in that class! so yer, i took the party pooper one and im not sure what one maddi did? but i told my friend at lunhc cos shes in the set below me and she had to make a poster for homwork, so i told her to do the balls one and she drew a guy in the garden with a bag of 'bag'o'balls' like a man planting balls into the ground:L and then this is the funniest bit right, i drew the same poster (she had to have 2 for the same slogan) and on mine it had the 'your country calls grow some bals' thing and also my own little touch, it had a penis on it and the clever play on words - 'when my helmets on, im on duty!' i wont explain the helmet bit.....cos you know......its rude and awkward for some of my younger viewers.....but you elder ones should know what im on about.....which to you it'll be hilarious im sure:')

YOU....

2012-01-13T19:25:00.000Z

doesnt it really piss you off when you have some little obsession for someone, you know everyhting about them and then someone hears like one of their songs or one of their films and suddenly they are th ebiggest fan... :$ well yer. i was speaking to my 'friend' about some ed sheeran tickets i got (eeeeeeppp:D) and i know EVERYTHING about that lad. ask me anything. infact! i may just do a segment. ok i will! so yer, i know anything and everything about ed sheeran and i know all lyrics to his songs and, just im his biggest fan so this 'friend' goes 'oh i know someone who is a bigger fan then you, she knows almost every lyric to the A team' i was like 'is that it....fuck off, you waste my time.' so she went 'like every status of hers is an ed sheeran song' so i said 'i know everything about this guy, i love him too much then youll ever know, i dont write loads about him cos the dictionary doesnt have enough words to say, everyone knows im a true fan and the biggest there is i dont need to re-inforce with statuses and merchandise.....' she was like 'woaa' seriously? ALMOST know the words to the a team.....thats not something to be proud of, that songs been out for like a year and a bit, and youve only learnt half of it? c'mon....thats pathetic. so yes.....my husband and mine only.....INBOX ME ANY QUESTION ABOUT ED SHEERAN:) and i promise i wont look ont he web, cos i dont need to when i know everyhting about him....

GCSE&brit awards!

2012-01-13T16:38:00.001Z

so yesterday i got my first ever GCSE results:$ nervous...and i had every right to be because stupid edexcel have fucked up the gcse results and made everything harder so that means i got a D in my chemistry, when if they'd have marked it like they did last year, i would have got a B or possibly an A....grrrr:$ on a lighter note the Brit awards last night were amazing, Jessie J picked up 3 awards, JLS are competing against 1 direction and the wanted i think...? but as you all know, i am the biggest ed sheeran fan you will probably ever meet. i just dont write about him loads cos there arent enough words int he dictionary to describe my love for that fella. and a HUGE well done to him as he picked up 4 nominations last night for best male, best breakthrough artist, best single and best album! GOOD BOY:) so today, just for him, im gogint o make the colour of writing ginger:) aww!

mmmmm......

2012-01-13T16:25:00.000Z

so im sorry that i havent posted for a day or so? ive been a bit sidetracked with parents evening and stuff! so today i had geography:) now normally i HATE the subject. but the schools are doing the teacher exchange thing in which a few teachers form our school go and work in another school vise versa, and we were the lucky class who received 'mr.frost' a geography teacher form southend high! lemme just say he had the PERFECT hair, like browny/blonde and some massive quiff spiked up thing on the top of his head, which did not look like a typical 10 year ild boy does wen spiking, it was just perfect! and he had the most GORGEOUS bum ever:) allt he right curves and bumps:') we reckon he plays rugby or football for thta amazing build and tight bum! he also had a little plaster type thing on the end of one of his eyebrows which i found quite cute:) aswell as having beautiful brown eyes and the most beautiful voice! with the most amazingly cute laugh and some nice aroma of smells:) i think it was lynx africa? but i was fighting with my friend and i figured 'emily frost' sounds cuter then 'alice frost'......me thinks cos if im going to marry him (he had no ring, so not engaged nor married, doesnt mean he's single but ti means he can dump his girlfriend if he has one!) then im gogin to need to sound cute with his last name. so i was texting my friend franticly who has him as a geography teacher and we had our little fight (i won him!) and then i found he had the CUTEST name, oscar. this guy was the whole package. shame im like 13 and hes like 20ish.....

arent you just so proud!

2012-01-11T22:52:00.000Z

aren't you all so proud of me for drawing this masterpiece? << sorry its sideways, i cant turn it:$ so yer, incase your blind its ed sheeran. my god. my husband:) think what you will of this but hey! not your life. so dont go hatin'....yep:) sorry its a bit light, didnt want to ruin it by pressing to hard:$ so yer! working on a Olly murs, but i cannot get the eyes right, in this one my babe was looking down so i only drew lids:L

ouch....

2012-01-11T21:55:00.000Z

i dont know if anyones a doctor but please help? so today i woke up with an excruciating pain in my right shoulder/back/neck! ive tried stretching it out but nothing:$ its been 24 hours and it kills, i cannot even do my hair anymore! i struggled to carry my bag around school and i dont know whats happened:L i just woke up with it! i dont know if i did it dance yesterday or i slept funny? please help! i hope om not paralised.....oh and today ive started to loose feeling in my right arm....im rpretty sure thats definitly linked the the aching shoulder...? PLEASE HELP:'(

oh what an awkward life i lead...

2012-01-11T21:52:00.000Z

so last night i went to zee fathers and when we went to bed normally we get ready, get in bed then he says night and turns the light off, so i did this little ritual of getting ready, then i got in bed and realised i hadnt taken my bra off, now i have a bunk bed so it was awkward to climb down, go to the loo to take it off, so i waited until he left the room (he was goign in and out of my room cos he was packing bits for his holiday, which i wasnt invited to:L) so he left and i thought 'ill be sneaky and do it under my top' so i pinched and pulled and it came undone, pulled the arms off and all that was left to do was pull it off, and i thaught 'easy enough' but as i tugged one of the hooks got caught on my top just underneath the arm, so there i was laying in bed with this bra hanging out the bottom of my top and the armpit bit al pulled and out of shape, and i heard dad coming back so i hurrying to get it off, so i was pulling it all over the place worrying and it eventually came out......along with the stitching.....so i had like a template of a top (if you dont know what im talking about, have you ever done in maths like shape nets? where its the shape before it folds up into a square or triangle etc, yep!) so he came back in, i had some top hanigng off like a waistcoat gone wrong and a bra in my hand with a load of blue stitching attatched i was like 'it would only be me...' then at lunch today, there was only half a table left for 7 people, so hannah, becky and shauna already squished on one side, so 4 people on 1half bench, then the other side was already inhabited by 2 poelpe:L so they squished up a bit (it was some nerd who has got it in for me:$) so i got a bit to close for comfort with him and eating my lunch got all squished, with 5 on half a bench:@ then my friend asked me to ask him how 'popadom' was, cos ages ago he said he does horse riding and we were taking the mic and somehow come to the conclusion the horses name was poppadom, so i asked him and he look at me like 'whatt...?' then that was awkward,t hen he figured out what i was saying and started talking to me, which was weird so i turned to my friend and started crying of laughter, i didnt laugh out loud cos it was rude as he was right next to me:$ then i think he got pretty offended and got out and in doing so on this densely packed bench, put his arse in my face:$ die.....then my friend squished me up even more and went 'you have to get out first' cos she wouldent budge, and i gently edged back on this narrow seat and went backwards so my back was on the floor and my legs were in the air by everyones heads at the table like flailing around......awkward. only be me:$ SEE YA GUYS&GALLYS

hey!

2012-01-09T20:14:00.000Z

hey if you could all please PLEASE join the site -- array'o'style -- its my friend 'miss K' and if you follow it shes giving away a free handbag when she has enough people and then afterwards she'll hold a model search! so if your interested in modelling or want a bag then join her! its all for free you lucky bitches;) SO GET JOINING HER SITE NOW. if you don't i will hunt you down and be on your case. so yer bitchessss.

a little note!

2012-01-09T17:11:00.000Z

so i just want to say a little thanks to 'Matthew_Louis'! what you said was so lovely:) my fans are just amazing! thanks for all the little personal questions youve sent in, obviously im not posting them because they require confidence from the person to have theyre queries blurted out on the internet! so, yep! and also in science today we had to do this 'skin sensetivity' test in which i had to draw 3 '5by5' grids, one on my arm, one on my hand and the other on my finger, then someone got a hairgrip and poked you in each little square, if you felt it an 'x' would go into the tiny box, if you did not they would leave it blank. i got 100% sensitivity! wooo:)

casual monday...

2012-01-09T16:59:00.000Z

so today i got a bunch of photos of me&hannah on saturday night gooning off just before we went out for dinner! so anyway, my monday was dark, gloomy&tiring just like everyone elses. and ICT was first lesson of the day and boy did IT show! i mean my concentration was so bad i just ended up looking like a complete idiot having everyone else do my work! so first off, was the starter....a wordsearch ont he computer and i didnt know what i was looking for cos i didnt realise you had to press this little button which had 'show words on it' i didnt discover that til the end...anyway, my friend was showing me where the words that she found were, and one of them was 'spell check' and i thaught she meant like spell it out ont he computer, so i circled 'check' on its own, and nothing happened, so she went 'no, SPELL check' so i sat there going 's - p - e - l - l - c - h - e - c - k' she burried her head in her hands like 'my dear god..' then she had to come and point it out cos i was such a dumb blonde! then we did this letter thign which was quite complicated in which we wrote a letter to this person and on excel we had a graph of people coming and theyre names, addres etc. and all we had to do was save it then do this little thing on word so we clicked an arrow and theyre adress and stuff would come up in letter form already, but mine wasnt working and when my friend tried to fix it no names were comign up and i was like 'maybe they just dont want to come to this evenign i invited them to' but it turned out i just hadnt saved it properly:$ soo....my typical monday! SEE YA GUYS&GALLYS;)

party people!

2012-01-09T16:39:00.001Z

so, im sorry i havent posted in a few days, i was meant to but my laptop died and i didnt have my charger:$ well ok! so last saturday i went my best friend (hannah) was having a party, so we got dressed up and me, her, lily and zak went for dinner before hand at a good old frankie&bennies because zak&zoe miss the party bit as they have to go to this swim meet thing! so we had dinner and hannah went to the loo, she turned around and saw 2 extremely hot guys staring at her, then she told me, and after zak&zoe left we turned on our strut and walked past them, i dropped my lip gloss and did a bend&snap from 'legally blonde' which proved to work as and one of them (the hottest) said 'excuse me' slightly and i got up, did a hair flip and he went 'can we buy you 2 a drink?' in a slightly shaky voice! so ya know, ofcourse i was going to say yes, these boys were top quality! so we sat down and got to know eachother, which went well:) and then we exchanged phone numbers, and i could of sworn the hottest boy i was sitting next to did that typical *yawn, strecth arm, place over girl* move....which i didnt mind cos he was hot:) then i made that little story about 'going to the loo to fix my makeup' justy so i could walk in these heels which gave me strut so i could see if he truley was into me, by watching me walk off....? and it worked:D so Hannah was smart enough to invite these boys the house party she was having;) so i was with Oscar and she had Elliot (cos oscar was hotter, but it doesnt work - emily, elliot?? to many E's) so yep! they came back with us and i managed to do the cheesey 'im cold...' and surely enough, i got his river island jumperD: i bargained a good deal, river island, oscar&hot!? jeepers, the entire package! so i stayed near him the entire night, turns out he knew like 5/6 people there, which was all good! so yer! my night was fantastic, ended like 5am but it was amazing! i shall await a text from him:D eeeep! yer, i will do another post as i didnt do one like yesterday ro anythign, and quickly todays photo is just me before i went out in those killer 'kurt geiger look alike heels'! SEE YA GUYS&GALLYS!

:$

2012-01-06T21:36:00.000Z

so im kindof offended about my blondeness today.....twice....once by my friend and once by my drama teacher,....so in drama we had this big final play thing to the other class, in which everyone had to perform in 2's so i went with zak:) my lil rubertazzi and my teacjer said 4 mins before we went on 'just realised you havent got a scene yet, ok...urmm....make on up now? make it a typical stupid thing....in which you talk alot and zak doesnt get a word in edgeways, so he doesn have to talk? and emily! make it blonde eh? funny!' i went 'how am i supposed to think of something blonde in 2 minutes!' she went 'its natural....you will' meanign that i was naturally stupid blonde:$ well anyway i came up with something - basicly i 'phoned' zak about what i got for christmas and thne he hangs up after how stupid i am -- Omigod. For christmas.. I got.. A whale!!!:O. .. Well it looks like a whale, But it might be a hamster... Omigod! Can hamsters swim?!.. That would be why its on the bottom of the tank!... But i, i swear it had fins...flipper?.. *zak hangs up* --- i think that was genius for 2 mins preperation;) got quite alot of laughs!xxxx so by my friend we were talking about hair and stuff then she goes 'what shampoo stuff do you use' then i went through a long list and came to '...but now i use sheer blonde go blonder' she replied with 'is it even possible for you to get blonder?' she obviously meant in the brain but it took me a while to figure this out! about 10 minutes:) SEEYA GUYS&GALLYS:-*

bleugh:$

2012-01-06T21:14:00.001Z

so today is friday! and do you ever get that feeling when you eat and you just feel like you wanna be sick everywhere so you dont move or anything...well yer, ive been getting that alot? dont know why....shit, hope im not bulimic:L thats worrying, i dont want to be:$ binge bulimia is what i dont need.....so anyway yer! today i went to town after school and baught the dress ive been going ON and ON and ON about, but i looked a bit of a tart in it as my friend charlie had written things all up my arm, like really big, he filled it all the way to my shoulder....so yer i tried on the heels and struted around the changing rooms for like half an hour to make sure i could actually walk in them (i cant but hey...) and then realised i had a new look voucher for £35 at my dads and seemed a waste to buys these heels without the voucher so i got all flustered and text my mum, then i walked back to the botom of the highstreet in which she finallly text back saying 'got your voucher, you brang it home! im in town now by new look, come and meet me!' so i literally ran and you know me, i dont run for anything? but i literally sprinted to the top of the high street and finally got there in which me and talia were like 'oh god, think im going to be sick:L i actually am so out of breath, now you know i dont run but i would kill for these heels......i feel so sick...' so we walked in rosey cheeked out of breathe and got the heels! then had a tantrum cos these really cute jeans from river island were sold out, which was fuck cos i baught the perfect top and shoes to go with it:$ http://www.riverisland.com/Online/women/jeans/skinny-jeans/white-heart-print-super-skinny-jeans-613838 -- okily dokily! so after that little fiasco i took a leisurely stroll back to the car and on the way walked past a tramp saying 'no bed for my head, no key for my door, all i have is this cold hard street floor' so my step dad being a cold hearted freak went 'your a good poet mate!' so i walked past and said 'sorry, im broke...these heels wiped me out!' then talia rudely turned back and sarcastically waved with a sarcastic thumbs up and cheesy grin....but bless him he waved back:L i would have helped him! SEE YA GUYS&GALLYS:-*

gotta love skype:-*

2012-01-05T23:14:00.001Z

so tonight i skyped my gally for over 6 hours;) yep i have no social life other then skype! must explain why im so incrediby fat! so yer, and we talked about loads! you know i baught that dress, yer, i need an excuse to wear it so im going out for dinner with hannah saturday, and i kinda forced the twins to have a house party;) cheekay:-* (btw can be work with brogues for casual look, or heels for upper class look) so yer, we talked about loads, styled alot, and just general stuff, then was time for big brother, i wasnt planning on watvhing it, but everyone on facebook was filling up my news feed with statuses so i had to:L ya know? so i told hannah to put it on and she couldent, she doesnt get channel 5....? so i ended up holding my laptop upto the screen just so she could watch it! effort, but shes my best gally:) so todays photos are of hannah spazzing out, top left is her telling me how tihs girl in her class looks, top right is her moaning at god cos it took her 3 hours to do her math homework, to turn out it was wrong! bottom left is her mid-sneeze;) and bottom right is her traumatized cos of a spider:-* SEE YA GUYS&GALLYS:)

DEAD:-*

2012-01-05T17:54:00.000Z

well today i had science (as you may have read in my last post as i had a science test:$) and my table were as bored as ever (we have the best table, all girls! holly, me, Amy, grace&Rachael) so Amy&grace left to go and show some year 6's around the science block so it was just me, Rachael and holly. then Rachael started looking around the classroom cos we've only been in there for 2 lessons as we change classrooms and teachers when we do biology, chemistry etc....and something caught Rachael's eye and she went 'eye wash hose?' she meant what was it but me and holly turned around pretty damn quick and went 'WHAT did you just say?' she repeated 'eye wash hose' quite casually me and holly looked at each other like shocked thinking Rachael had meant 'i wash hoes' then we were like 'rachael....you wash hoes?' then it took her a moment to finally realise what me and holly were so disturbed about and she came out with 'NO HAHAHAHAAA:') dirty minds....' then we all just casually died laughing:'D also we were talking about our year 6 leavers today, the assembly and the disco and like Becky just came out with 'i had to leave halfway through our disco cos the smoke machine gave me an asthma attack' and me and Hannah actually died even more then me, holly and Rachael in science:') too funny! soo see ya guys&gallys;)

health&safety

2012-01-05T16:20:00.001Z

so today i had p.e, and if you live in Essex you've SEEN the weather:L one extreme to the next i honestly thought i was going to be swept off my feet and blown to Mexico the wind was so strong:$ and the rain! i mean i only had a shower this morning, i wasn't ready for another one! so back to the topic -- we had p.e today and we were told to gather into the sports hall so they could speak to us, and one of the teachers so named 'mrs.hawker' said this word for word - 'due to extreme weather, obviously being the wind, its to dangerous to take you outdoors for p.e in case you get hit by a flying tree or a flying cat! so were staying in the gym in 2 or 3 separate groups, however if you do miss behave we will send you outside to do cross country, and if a tree comes your way then you'll just have to put your arms up.' -- what a retard:L but i opted to do dance GCSE so for as long as i live i never have to do p.e again, which is a bonus! just dance instead;) so as the gym was being used for the others we had to go over to one of the french blocks outside which meant walking in our shorts and thin top in the freezing cold wind/rain, only to go to a small tightly packed room where you get carpet burns as its not meant for dancing in.....great:D then we re-did the dance which we did for the audition which included a lift.....a pregnant miss sergeant came over during our lift and said 'ahahahaa, bum over your arms;)' i don't know if that's a good thing......also how do you guys perform a lift.....cos when i go down my legs spread out almost like I'm giving birth.....i think I'm doing it wrong:$ also today i was treated to a math and science test - woohoo-.-

a final present!

2012-01-04T19:44:00.000Z

so mum was hoovering and she went under the tree only to find 2 more presents:) one for me and one for my sister, it turned out to be none other then Lee Stafford hair products:D woot! and a little blue bag with a dark brown trim and brown buckle with little white horses on it! beautiful;) IT IS MY JOB TO ALERT YOU THAT REPUBLIC (in southend) ARE HAVING A 2 DAY SALE! -- or so i think! STARTS TOMORROW AND ENDS FRIDAY! i know im going;) xxxxx see ya guys&gallys!

R.I.P

2012-01-04T17:18:00.000Z

so today my twins guinea pig died:'( i send my condolences (wooa that's a posh word...) poor little peanut was only 1 on Christmas day, now i don't know what the life expectancy of a guinea pig is but i dont think its that early? apparently its stomach got all twisted, its been i'll since the party when we went to lakeside(blogged about it) that was the weekend it fell ill, and now he's keeled over! so may peanut rest in piece, hope he's happy up there with my little saffron&Aphrodite (my rabbits) having little party's every night! send my love to the twins :-* so you may have guessed by now today's photo is peanut...the guinea pig:) and i just want to say, complete change of subject, don't you HATE it. infact hate isnt even he word i'd start to use....don't you LOTHE it when you got a giant red spot in the middle of your forehead and for the life of you cannot find any piece of makeup:L i mean i always wear makeup but i couldn't find it today:$ and today is the day i have a giant gaping spot in the middle of my forehead:@ fuck life....see ya guys&gallys!

sad times getting a bit better:)

2012-01-03T20:57:00.000Z

so after that little town miss hap, the best one came home with me and we got slightly bored of playing on the wii! singing got a but sameol'sameol'.....so i researched the doc martens i wanted so i know just how much i need to save:$ since im starting from scratch....anyway. what sparked our new idea was when we were in new look trying on stuff and this song came on, you know the singing in the rain song or whatever it is? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tkGw4H7PXY&feature=related -- the song) so we needed substitute umbrellas since i do not know where mine are? i swear i used to have 2 barbie ones int he porch? hey-ho! so we started by using wii remotes...but too small...so we used to long poster tubes! much better:) so there we were jumping around with these tubes in our hand practically knocking one-another out! oh well. it was fun though:) and you know the dress and heels i mentioned in the blog a minute ago? im tryna make my friend have a little night out so i can buy them! woop woop;)

sad times for emily:$

2012-01-03T20:17:00.001Z

so today was the last day of freedom before we go back to that hell hole for another 6 weeks:L so i went into my little preparing for succes shizz like i said on an erlier blog this morning, then my friend phoned me and asked to go to town cos its her last day too, so we went in! i got pretty thirsty so we went to get a drink. we both got a bottle of cola, so i put mine in my bag and we went to various different shops. so we came to H&M and hannah was trying somehting on when i noticed a wet patch on my thigh area to the side then i opened my bag and the cola bottle i hadnt even opened had leaked half the bottle into my new jack wills bag:L i was a bit unhappy you could say:$ but then i took everything out in a mass panic starting with a soaking wet drenched hat from river island:@ and my brand new purse with like £60 in it....true story the money was wet and that was all my money from christmas gone. and i hadnt baught anything, apparently the shops dont take it cos all the ink was smudged cos of the fucking cola:@ then i rummaged my hand around in a huge puddle of cola (not joking, it was half the friggin bottle that leaked...) and i found my phone.....soaking wet i was panicking to se if it was working like drying it on my leggings and stuff pannicking! but then hannah was like fiddling with it for about half an hour and it started to work:? only texts though.....by the skin of theyre teeth the texts were passable for working. to scared to phone my mum incase it blew up in my ear or even worse, SHE blew up in my ear! (hahaa, i think that was quite cool;)) so my friend made the bright idea of legging it back to like primark for a cheap bag to put my soaking wet stuff in and she baught me a little bag;) then we went to get a plastic bag to put the original cola drenched bag in! so i went to new look after a bunch of other shops, and they had the most GORGOUS heels anyone could ever see:) cannot describe them cos its hard, and dont have a photo cos my phone is fucked! so ill post the link! - http://www.newlook.com/shop/womens/boots/piped-shoe-boot_231243701 -- tell me you are not inlove? and i also found some nice little chinos like a really light sandy colour (http://www.newlook.com/shop/teens-and-kids/trousers-and-shorts/belted-coloured-trouser_225924113?icSort=%2BsortDisplayPrice), and 3 beautiful tops to go with it (http://www.newlook.com/shop/teens-and-kids/tops/belle-paris-ttoshirt_245338801 -- http://www.newlook.com/shop/teens-and-kids/tops/eagle-print-oil-wash-ttoshirt_242552465 -- http://www.newlook.com/shop/womens/tops/enchant-girl-print-ttoshirt_237590413 ) so yer, generally just faded t-shirts like that! i had no money so i couldent buy the heels, the chinos or ANY tops:L what a bumder....also some BEAUTIFUL dress from republic ( http://www.republic.co.uk/dresses/miso-stripe-dress/invt/97105/ ) which so would have gone with those shoes (http://www.newlook.com/shop/womens/boots/piped-shoe-boot_231243718 -- or these ones cos theyre brown) .....i died:'( cry cry.....so im yet to tell my mother about the phone crisis.... see ya guys&gallys!

PFSD:L

2012-01-03T12:53:00.000Z

if you dont know what that means it stands for 'preparing for succes day' which is when we go to school for 10 mins (and the rest of the day is ours) to talk to our form tutor about levels and targets and stuff. so my appointment was at 11. so i accidently woke up at 10:30.....leaving me 15 mins to have a shower, dry my hair, do my makeup, straighten my hair&get dressed....not gonna happen so i knew soehting had to give, not goign to be my shower, nor the makeup and obviously NOT the clothes...so i had a shower, got out and it was time to go....i got any old clothes out the wardrobe, put a licker of makeup on, and left the door....i had about 3seconds of which i driedmy hair with a towel:L and you know how that makes your hair go....wild! so i left looking like a tramp. but its a good job its chucking it down and like havig a tornado over here! so i got in school and blamed it on the rain and wind;) btu i still looked like a tramp, but inside the airconditioning made it go all frizzy and like a domented afro cos i didnt dry it so heated air makes it go massive:L kill me now....and my levels were not the best:L but basicly i need a chip on my shoulder:D AHAAA - did you love what i did there? chip on my shoulder? oh you guys are bumfaces....its form legally blonde when emmet sings it to elle that she needs a chip on her shoulder to make her acheive! you guys are making me look bad! so okay. see ya guys&gallys;)

london!

2012-01-03T12:44:00.000Z

so yesterday i went to london with my friend&sister and we went shopping, i got some light blue dm's, some jack wills stuff, some ted baker stuff, some french connection stuff, basically some HUGE spend up and now imma broke after receiving like maybe £250 from christmas? well it was good though! then we got dinner at TGIfridays always nice! and then we went to see legally blonde! woop woop. in the savoy theatre? loved it, was absolutly amazing! i got a t-shirt as a memrabilia, it had 'legally blonde' on it in pink(best colour!) i also got one which had a picture of a man on it with like his shirt in his jeans and stuff and it said 'is he gay or european?' and if you havent seen legally blonde, you wont get it? but basicly this man is on trial and if he's gay theyve wont he case, if hes straight then the look like homos. so yer. also i got this little toy dog, chiuaua which was from the play! i think its adorable how you can call a little chiuaua 'brewser' HOW CUTE! i might just do that;) so that was my night!

new years!

2012-01-03T12:39:00.001Z

happy 2012 anyway;) suprised we didnt die but hey! so on new years eve i had Lily, hannah&zak to sleep over, which was very awkward cos Lily had never met zak before and she thaught he was like really really hot, which he is! but he's gay-.- (why are all the good ones gay!) i mean he has the most beautiful eyes! dayumm. so for dinner we got a takeaway cos my parents were out all night, and we were all stuffing our faces and lily was just sitting there going bright red not eating incase she embarrassed herself infront of this hot gay! but she soon warmed up to him, and by the end of the night they were quite good friends! so then after dinner we played just dance 3. not letting zak lift me if youve read my other post like at the start of the blog... but it was all good fun! so we counted down and it was 2012! ran upto the top floor and watched out the window to the fireworks and Chinese lanterns, in which hannah being the mong she is sat down in like a yoga pose and started going 'this house is haunted.' we were like 'k...' she sat there like 'ommmm' like a buddah then went 'its derek, hes my ghost i made up, and i can take him anywhere!' mainly to scare zak, cos he was sleeping upstairs on his own cos mother didnt want him int he same room as us girlies:L which i dont get cos hes gay. i felt really bad cos he was on his own (even if he had derek). on the floor:/ bless him! but when we were coming down he just casually got on the floor in a ball and went 'imma turtle' ran across the room and attacked my foot:') babe. so me and hannah satyed up all night whilst lily crashed, we were talking about like penis and boys cheating and just beautiful boys in general! then zak came in and went 'i couldnt find anymore j20's so i grabbed this in the dark, dunno what it is' it turned out to be peroni;) so we all had a bit anyway, can i just say 'bleugh' so yer. thats my new years summed up! the picture is of lily, me&zak, in that order, left-right, hannah was to busy ordering food! oh yer and can i just say zaks latest facebook post was to in a relation ship. i asked him who and he said 'derek the ghost, yes....hes gay' so i think i shall have to talk to hannah about controling this ghost of hers! she left him at my house:$ see ya guys&gallys;)

sorry!.....again.....

2012-01-03T12:19:00.000Z

really sorry i havent posted the past few days for my little emkins! (dunno about emkins...like munchkins but not....not very original, but hey! what ya gonna doo) i will post like 3 posts or so to fill in for the past few days! <3 enjoy!

awkward...

2011-12-31T11:40:00.000Z

have you ever had that moment when you buy a present for someone before hand and then like they no longer need it, want it, or can possibly use it?.....no, just me then....? well i bought a Christmas present for my friend Becky and it was a case for her iphone 3g and it came like a week ago, but i haven't seen her to give it, so I'm going to wait until we get back to school, but like 2 days ago there was a post on facebook along with a picture.....of a smashed iphone 3g......so i wrote a tag on the present saying 'hey...this is awkward cos i realised you broke your phone.....maybe this can be its coffin?' etc... -- so yer it was a bit awkward if yo read the whole letter.....hope she enjoys the coffin i bought her phone!

thankyou:)

2011-12-31T00:31:00.000Z

thank you thank you thank you! thank you guys, you've been so lovely in getting your parents/others to contact me on modelling! my fans are so lovely:) love you all to bits:D will RSVP tot he closest but thank you ALL was actually expecting like none.....oh and a little thanks goes out to Maria Palmer to joining the blog;) thanks m'love! xxxxxxx

kindof eventful!

2011-12-31T00:22:00.000Z

well today i got yet another present;) which turned out to be a jack wills bag along with loads of chocolate and some ed sheeran stuff, except, my friend told me to open it upside down and she stuffed it with like millions of them little balls you get in a bean bag:L so i left the house for the mother to clean up cos I'm the loveliest daughter! and in doing so i noticed a rabbit hoping in the road, i frantically called the sister&the friend and turns we figured it was the people across the road, there rabbit is always escaping except, they weren't home to catch it, so i was like guiding the traffic past and trying to catch a huge rabbit under the car! effort:L then we finally caught, went to the rabbit peoples next door neighbours and rung their doorbell like 5millionm times, and a very unhappy looking man came down with a screaming baby in his arms and told us to make rabbit stew... so i went back in and started cooking with the friend, as ya do! we ended up making jam tarts, flapjacks, muffins and pizza! although...the muffins, we forgot to add vanilla extract so they re....kind of.....eugh:L so i flogged them to my nan.....then after trashing the kitchen we went back to my friends house, ate the heap of cold mash her mum had left for us and then went through 3 packets of pringles playing wii;) fatties! so yep! that's me summed up;) most eventful day Ive had in a little while! DAYUMM i just realised - its Friday:L fuck that means there like, what? 3 days til school? OK... see ya guys&gallys;)

a little note!

2011-12-29T18:17:00.000Z

can i just say, if any ones parents/cousins/friends work for like next or any modelling agency or anything could you in box me and we'll talk? I'm working on getting an agency but so far, nout. i have been spotted by MODEL1 and PREMIER, but i haven't heard back:L if you inbox then we'll talk! preferably ones in/near Essex, southend area) -- thankyou guys&gallys! i hope to be hearing from you soon!

update;)

2011-12-29T16:50:00.002Z

so we went to the spa! A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. we didn't want to leave:) so we got their and the ladies like took us the the massage room bit which we layed on a table and obviously had a massage! it went really well cos apparently i had some fat knot in the base of my back which was giving me back pain! so they got rid of that which was amazing, then we went to the Jacuzzi and stayed there for like a hour with right - this is super super cool - cos its a work day for the adults there was like 5 people there, and me&Hannah were the only people in the Jacuzzi and there were like little plates on like floats i guess floating around and they had like nibbles and stuff which was absolutely amazing:) then we went to have manipedi, (manicure&pedicure rolled into one!) which included a hand and foot massage (we both got french acrylics)! then we had a facial and a little home made face mask thing with like white chocolate and strawberries (heavenly!) and on top of it all cos we had the whole spa treatment we got a free makeover! so now i have the 'natural look' complete with curly hair and like clipped bits at the side! then obviously the food which was delicious, pizza&chips with cookies&brownies! oot oot;) BEST DAY BY FAR! I'm so going back, much love for that gally -- so today's photo is a picture of me&Hannah as littl'ns - Hannah on the left, me on the right! <3 SEE YA GUYS&GALLYS:) xxxxxxxx

spa day:)

2011-12-29T12:50:00.000Z

so my friend FINALLY gave me her Christmas present:) a trip to the spa with her for the whole day! woop woop, so were going today and i will update later! it is apparently, a massage, pedicure, manicure, facial, eyebrow treatment, leg waxing, jacuzzi and lunch! woop woop;) call that a present or what xxx

Ask Emily Xmas #7

2011-12-29T12:40:00.000Z

so i think from now on i might ask you to send less questions! still send them, just i will pick the best ones so make 'em good;) so today is essentially the last day i can name it 'ask Emily xmas' cos its not Christmas. so lets get crackalackin - by 'NoNameNorris' 1)do you have pets? 2)what are they(breed) 3)names? -- 1)yes, 3 rabbits! 2)on is a pure bred dwarf lop(but is a runt:P) one is a lion head-lop-dwarf cross and the other is just a lop! 3)lily(lion head) cookie(lop) cornflake(runt) -- by 'LivingOfLove' 1)what do you have on pancakes? 2)whats the best thing for a cold? -- 1)urmm, it varies but mainly sugar, chocolate sauce, strawberries;) but other times just sugar and syrup! 2)I'm not a therapist my sweet, but you could go for lemsip.....but if you think that its disgusting shizz (like the majority of the public) then i suggest.....sweet soothing things like honey, and maybe steam your head? like if you don't have one of those steamer things then steam a bowl of water and put your head over and cover it with a towel;) get well soon gally (presuming your the sick one..?) -- from 'Miss2010' 1)what do you think your new years resolution will be? -- 1)urmm, get skinny:LL you may say 'your to skinny i don't accept you to get thinner.' well, that's a photo m'love. in reality i have some pot belly, not attractive but i have to live with it:/ i think its bloating? cos I'm modest but I'm skinny elsewhere (ya know, except for my thunder thighs:$) -- sent by 'Mia_Sheehan_Cotton' 1)how do you apply eyeliner, triangle on the top of the lid, triangle (meet the 2 lines) off to the side or a quick line under and above the eyelid cos you don't bother with the fancy stuff? -- 1)urmm, it depends normally i meet the 2 lines of to the side, but occasionally i do a triangle on the top eyelid? xx

the ultimate blonde.

2011-12-28T13:57:00.000Z

so I'm sorry if i offend blonde's here, cos some are actually very smart! just not me...... :D so like yesterday i went to dads and my sister Jess, asked me to put some presents under the tree, now this tree has been up for about 2 weeks? and its the biggest thing ever when you walk into the lounge, and she went in and put some cards in front of the fireplace and i was expecting the tree to be there, my brain REALLY had gone on holiday that day...so i was expecting the tree to be there cos i forgot but it wasn't so i said stupidly 'wheres the tree?' and everyone looked at me like 'the fuck....?' also yesterday morning my mum comes in and goes 'do you want a bacon sand which, your sister had one and theres some left over?' so i stupidly went 'whats in it' i meant it seriously! and my mum returns with 'well, theres some alligator skin in there, some elephant meat, horse liver, raspberry jam, mushrooms and a bit of bacon! you idiot, its a bacon sand which its going to be bacon....?' she was being sarcastic, taking the piss out of my blondness.....so then the final thing today is - yesterday we were playing this new game 'high five' (which has nothing to do with hi-5's...?) but we each had a letter in partners, and then there was a category and you had to write down 5 things for that category beginning with the letter, we had 'f' and the category was 'countries' so we wrote down a multitude 'france, Finland etc..' now geography is NOT my strong point, so we got most of them wrong, but we ended up with about 7 places, so i went 'we need to narrow it down, so i think we can take France of cos its not a country..' and my sister of all people who is just as dumb as me said 'oh dear lord, France is a country sweet. even i know that....can i have a new partner....?' also another game was called 'play that tune' in which you have a card with numbers on it and there is a little piano which you tred on with your feet (kind of like a dance mat) and your team have to guess the tune with one hint! so it was my go, and im no musical in the slightest...as ive grabbed a card theres 2 options and they were 'we are the champions' and 'do they know its christmas' and in the heat fo the moment i got all flustered and completly forgot how both of them went, so i was just tapping away the notes, without tempo and rythm, so to my team it must have sounded like complete shambles with a mixture of different notes and stuff.....good thing the clue was 'freddie mercury' (which is apparently the guy who sings we are the champs) so my dad guessed that out of the blue and it was correct! so that's the blonde for you! see ya guys&gallys;)

Ask Emily Xmas #6

2011-12-28T13:42:00.001Z

#6.....? or is it 7....i dunno! but what i do know is i dont think i can keep this up, cos its not really christmas anymore....? oh well! i will continue and maybe change the name...? soo - from 'banana+toffe-makesBanoffe!'1)what is your room like? - good discovery that banana and toffe make banoffe.......to late theres already banoffe pie? 1)a box. it was my old playroom when i was like 4, and havent bothered to redecorate since i am moving to my new room in like a month or so? it is light pink with like a fairy border and pink barbie curtains:) cos im cool! -- next by 'iLoveLasagne' 1)favourite thing to cook, sweet&savoury 2)do you ever wear matching underwear? -- 1)mini pizzas(they taste so good!) and chocolate fudge brownies! nomnomnom 2)no.....i dont try to, i dont try not to?if i happen to be wearing underwear of the same colour then cool! but that hardly ever happends, cos my understuff never coems together! mix and match;) next by 'littleMissAmelia' 1)what makeup do you wear? -- 1)well it depends, if im going out, a load of eyeliner, foundation, blusher, mascara, lipgloss, but if its just a day at school ittl be foundation, lip balm, maybe a splash of blusher&mascara! if its a typical day at fathers/friends/town stuf, eyeliner, mascara, foundation&blusher, lip balm! (rosey vaseline, tints lips&my fave!)

fathers christmas!

2011-12-28T13:06:00.000Z

well, i went to my dads not expecting to get loads since he's spent out on a new house and hes pretty much re-building it so i was quite surprised when i opened the presents! i got a super dry hoodie (always noice!) tickets to derren brown AND xfactor tour (this now means were seeing Olly murs, derren brown&xfactor!!) i got lots of bits from river island (my second home!) including those little head band thingys, boot cuffs, necklaces and scarves, marshmallows with hot chocolate form America, some games, lots of vouchers, money, a Barbour form the cuz, some lindt and some animal crackers! since i haven't had animal crackers since i was like 4, i appreciated them muchly and i think i pigged out a bit......i say a bit......i mean alot;) -- love for zee father!

sorry!

2011-12-28T12:57:00.000Z

woooaa, sorry i haven't updated for the past few days, i haven't had access to a computer....sad times for Emily:'( nonoo, i was just caught up in the hustle and bustle of present opening! so far Ive had at least one present every day since the Wednesday before we broke up form school:) with presents from friends, to a little leading up gift from like every friend i saw between then - Christmas, then obviously Christmas day! boxing day i was at fathers so more pressies, yesterday i was at the nans, today i got my friend coming over, and tomorrow my other friend owes me pressies:D so I'll catch up on 'ask Emily xmas' and a little blog about what i got at the Fathers;) see ya guys&gallys!

Ask Emily Xmas #5

2011-12-25T23:11:00.000Z

is it number 5....? I'm not sure! well i don't know if this is the last one, but I'll see! - from 'Oscar_Driscoll' 1)boys look better in jack wills or hollister? -- 1)urmm, well a boy with designer is always a bonus! but.....hollister....jack wills for me i think is more girly? except they have a huge men section, i dunno! -- next by 'EllieSammyHart:)' 1)which is more cringe to open in front of everyone-knickers, or bra? -- 1)both pretty embarrassing, urmm......knickers...? tough one beb;) -- next by 'SantasBabyGirl' 1)iphone or blackberry? -- loving the name by the way gally! 1)iphone all the way, apparently bbm always fails, and i just don't agree with them! but you are entitled to your opinion, me to mine! -- next by 'EmilyLilyLee666' 1)Christmas movies or doctor who special Christmas day? -- 666...devils mark bubs;) mouthful name but cool! 1)Christmas movies, such as Grinch&elf are winners! doctor who special is the schedule also, but only lasts for half an hour or so, and only want to watch once, wheres as movies many hours&times to watch it:D

christmas take 2.

2011-12-25T21:37:00.000Z

so the fam weren't all that bad! i say when the gran bought me 2 hollister tops:) eeeepp! now I'm one of those people who haven't asked for shit all, (scuse my Italian...) and then get the world! ikr, maybe form now on, imma ask for nothing and then i get loads of GREAT stuff! i mean got a new Barbour, doc martins, vans, jack wills AND hollister! for someone who is practically broke and owns maybe 1 super dry...? then that's some MASSIVE impact! -- love for the nannas;) and ALSO, my dad was a complete babe and bought me and Hannah (bff) tickets for Olly murs, to do this he gave me a bag of chocolate buttons with tip ex on and puts letters on chocolate buttons and makes us rearrange the letters to figure out what our big Christmas present was! eeeeppp:) took me like half an hour and about 5 clues but i got there eventually! only tickets to Olly murs:D also cos i love ed sheeran so much my nan found a picture of her from ages ago holding my old cat and then when she was searching ed sheeran stuff on the Internet she saw that photo of ed and the cat and says, and i quote 'i think ed stole my style....if its good enough for ed, its good enough for me!' so that's my 2 pictures today:)) and i got it all again tomorrow and Tuesday! with the fathers half of the family and then my other Nana's on Tuesday -- i want YOU guys to tell me what you received from 'santa' ;) see ya guys&gallys!

christmas time:)

2011-12-25T10:29:00.000Z

WOOP CHRISTMAS 2011 -- well, merry Christmas guys&gallys, imma only posting this early cos mothers decided to ban all electircals so were sociable children when people come:LL so i didn't get loads cos obviously were like building an extension which will be my new room and stuff, so i got stuff for my room, jack wills bag&hoodie, chocolate, jewellery, purse, money, soap and glory and clothes! but for some reason mother finds it funny to give me a recipe book, seen as i cannot cook.....i mean this book is a 'big cook little cook book' for like 2 year old......nat funny. more coming though! for the fam later, then tomorrow with dad&his side of the fam, then in feburary(?) for my cousin in new york! woop extra long christmas! that's the bonus of having split parents;) -- you never heard that form me otherwise i look like some selfish brat......MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY GUYS, HAVE A LOVELY DAY! enjoy getting fat on the food;) jkjk.....unless your like me and pig out then i dont think soo! say hi to your fam for me;) see ya guys&gallys xxxxxx

Ask Emily Xmas #4

2011-12-24T21:43:00.000Z

so number 4 of ask Emily Xmas! getting straight to it! - sent by 'loopyloolops' 1)do you have a fan mail address? 2)whats your shoe size?- strange questions! - 1) i do have a fan mail address! woop, if you email me then I'll tell you - GOES FOR EVERYONE GUYS&GALLYS 2)my shoe size, varies but mainly a 6/7 -- next one by 'jessieharbour' - 1)what would you name your kids of 2 boys and 2 girls! -- 1) urmm...probably Elliot&Oscar......and lily&poppy? -- next one by 'shoes4lifebubs' (loving the name!) 1)flats or heels for a house party? - 1) heels all the way! love them longtime:) -- next ones by 'jameseyboynewyork!' -- hey cuzz! 1)hey cuz from south end! when i get back, whats shoes would you rather from converse or vans? 2) parka or Barbour...? -- this is my cousin, goes to performing arts collage in new york but lives in south end, comes home every like term? 1)vans please James! you'll know what colour gay! (he's gay BTW..) 2)Barbour! ya know the one Jenna's got? -- last one of the day by 'MattPayne' 1)wooa your gorgeous! any pick up lines for Christmas to get a girl of my age....16;) -- 1) thank you Matt! aw my viewers are really really lovely! and.....depends, some girls like cheesy, but it can come across as desperate? some girls just like the plain straight to the point like 'me, you, 7 tonight, nandos' or whatever, obviously not that! but like arrange a little date or something and just tell her she's going instead of asking her - that's if your going for that approach! don't just force her if shes not that kinda girl? email me sweet and we'll talk! - see ya guys&gallys:)

CHRISTMAS EVE!

2011-12-24T20:24:00.000Z

OK so its CHRISTMAS FLIPPING EVE and it doesn't actually feel like Christmas eve in my opinion......its come to soon? feels like we've literally only just come out of summer holidays...should be Halloween time now.....? but i don't control mother nature:'( IMMA EXCITED THOUGH! i love the rush you get opening the presents, don't give much for whats inside i just love ripping it off:) especially big boxes! honestly if you wrapped up a bracelet in a box as big as me, i would be satisfied:) last year i didn't know what i wanted so my friend bought me a ton of bubble wrap and put it in some HUGE box. i died:) don't you love getting like tap shoes on and jumping all over bubble wrap? OK...just me then.....! so i thought this was really sweet OK - i was at my friends today and literally like 5 mins ago we were about to go to a party (yet again...) and when we were walking we walked past a church which had no service going on but there were purple walking around inside, so we went in cos she wanted to light a candle for her grandad who died about 2 weeks ago:'( bless, i was like 'thats the cutest thing I've ever heard!' you know what i mean? when churches have the little thing where you get a candle and light it for a loved dead one so they have light in there soul or something....? then i came home to some MASSIVE table in my dining room, turns out theres about 18 people coming tomorrow my poor mother has to cater for? which now means that includes my annoying brattish cousin Lucy:/ honestly she must be about 8 now? and shes got everything under the sun like ipod, iphone 4s, 3ds. shes spoilt and rude, i know that's shallow cos shes my cousin and all......just spend an afternoon with her, ACTUALLY - probably only 5 minutes and tell me shes not the most annoying person you've met.....urgh:@ also - sorry to bore you:/ - but i know Santa's not real (sorry for any young readers!!!!!) but its even more fun pretending he is for little kids! i mean at my friends shes got 5 year old girl twins (lily and poppy) so they went to bed and me, Hannah and zakiee! (cos our mums are out at a party, all 3 together so were stuck baby sitting!) we got like talcum powder on the stairs&our shoes and tred it up the stairs to look like snowy foot prints! then we ate the raw carrot:L not nice but too funny! also we made Zak eat the mince pie cos me&Han don't like it, then we wrote like a little letter form 'santa' its SO cute! - best night in a while with my 2 absolute besties and Hannah's siblings! <3<3 loving Christmas! got to read a little Christmas stories to the twins whilst we made Zak tidy up the kitchen from dinner and make us all some hot chocolate! xx

partttaaayyy! and ask emily xmas #3 AVA LILY

2011-12-23T18:08:00.000Z

so hey! tonight imma going to my best friend hannahs christmas house-party! (hannah has been on this blog before, in 'love my baby girl' i do beleive it was called) and i wore that to the party!<<< which was a black pencil skirt thing, and a flowing baggy top thingy which was like peachy pink with like little photos of the london eye and a taxi and a bus and stuff from london, cos hey! im an Essex gally;) then i had like peachy heels to match the top which were lace ups, and VERY high. but the downside is.....my ugly knees, i swear they're the ugliest knees ever! and my hairs a mess, its pre-curled from the fishtail plait i had in, i have to curl it in a minute! so put my Santa hat on and now time for the new segment! these questions are sent by 'missmatildamerry' 1)whats the best vegetable at Christmas? 2)chicken or turkey? -- 1)sweetcorn 2)chicken. turkey has no flavour in my opinion.... -- next lot by 'elliehoughton' 1)your so pretty, would you take up modelling? 2)girls and chinos? -- 1)thankyou SO much! i feel really special now, and i would love to do it! i don't think you've read my other part of the blog about the modelling! thankyouu! 2)well, yes it just has to have a girly twist, like high wasted or saying 'hello miss sexy' on the back or something? they are uni-gender:) shout out to 'avalilyhumphris' MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE! woop woop:)

ask emily xmas #2

2011-12-23T00:00:00.000Z

so yep! today's the second day of 'ask Emily xmas' and for some reason, people don't want me to do dares which is strange, thought I'd have too many! but oh well - imma crack on with the questions then guys&gallys:) so the next one was sent in by 'charlie-is-so-cool-like5' and it was 1) are you in a Christmas spirit, if you are say why, I'd love to get myself into it too! my answer 1)well, not really.....i think its because last year (presuming your in England, Essex area) we got a ton of snow, even had a couple of snow days! whereas before we got about a little snow fall but never a settle, then this year we haven't even had ice yet:/ and today i was walking around in just my top and leggings, no jumper! i had to take it off i was so hot! i think that's why I'm a bit downhearted cos i got my hopes high on snow for making a snowman. trust me i've made gingerbread houses, decorated the tree, listened to Christmas songs, watched Christmas movies etc....so yer, that question was quite long! imma keep short answers from now - so the next 2 are sent in by 'glittergirl334' and they are 1)if you had to chose between being on the streets for Christmas or getting no presents? 2)do you enjoy wrapping up presents? - 1)no presents, pretty selfish saying you'd rather be homeless then get NO presents, its about celebrating not presents:/ 2)yes, i love it! this is sad, but if I'm bored and i have spare wrapping paper which i cant use cos its to small, ill find something i already own just to wrap it up then UN-wrap it.....kinda got me christmassy:) and the last one for today is by 'lily_may_498' it is - 1) what do you do on Christmas morning? - 1) well it varies every year:/ cos my mum&dad are split i could be at my mums all day so like open presents then go to my grans for like the day with the whole fam then the fathers on boxing day, OR i could be opening pressies at my mums, at my dads for the rest of the day then home boxing day morning to go to the grans:) and one last one, cos i saw it at the bottom! - 1)what should i get my dad, he is like a qualified electrician, plumber, fitter etc...so he doesn't like much, don't know what books/films either:/ - 1)well, my dad is EXACTLY like that, same job and stuff, i got my dad his favourite chocolate (white mice) and he always wears the same pair of tatty slippers, so i got the same style but a new colour, also its worth asking him:/ or ask your mum, she might get something for you? and only do this like a few times and spread it out over a few years - but get him a joke present like i got my dad a boob mould which you make ice cubes with and stuff:) he enjoyed it, but don't do it every year or he thinks your perverted:/ or just buy him a nice little winter jumper! always nice:)

a little extra post:) - ask emily xmas #1

2011-12-21T15:38:00.000Z

can i just say, i didn't realise i had THIS many viewers:) but could you please like subscribe or whatever that thing is you do! so, as i promised (i stick to my promises) i will answer to all of your questions and dares, and in order to do so i had to make a little extra post just so that i could answer them all, trust me - my inbox is absolutely flooded with viewer questions:) thanks for all the support, but lets not waste anymore time and get n with the segment:'D -- question 1 was sent in by 'misscupcake4671' and the questions were - 1) are you currently dating for the winter 2)favourite music artist 3)best Christmas film - even though these are the suggestions i said but hey, imma going to answer anyways! 1) no, i am single! 2) ed sheeran all the way! (you should know that) 3) elf/Grinch:) love them so much! -- the next questions are sent in by 'dannyboy943' - 1) biggest turn on? 2) what style for the winter (coats, hats, tops etc...) 3) if you had the chance to meet any 4 people, who are not famous like ed sheeran, but who are like popular or whatever, who would it be and why! -- 1)umm, nice smells, but not too much and a nice personality, like not swearing every other word and someone who has a large sense of humour, like not afraid of embarrassment, always up for a laugh! (also hair:) ) 2)well, its all about the 'horse riding coats' as some people call them, this winter, I'm sure you've seen them around! big on boys and girls! go wild and adventurous, don't just stick to black, green is nice too! urmm, chinos are quite nice on boys:) which you'd wear like a polo, like a nice blue, if its not up your street, skinnies are always nice:) and for girls anything pretty much, and beanie hats are like a big GO FOR IT. love them:) 3)this is a hard one, cos i don't know many non-famous people, but i guess.....Matthew (cant say the last name) Dom Herman-day (gorgeous!) Harrison Webb (gorgeous!) and......its gotta be the one and only Bertie Gilbert! that boy is just too funny! (now look at Dom's hair, that's the hair i like! also, i like the kind of joey Essex hair, and cannot believe I'm about to say this.....Justin beibers new hair:$ i love it, but i hate him) so this has been quite long....imma stop, send in like 3 questions maximum guys please:) thanks so much for your support!

last minute rush!

2011-12-21T09:59:00.000Z

OK, so you know how cool i am! (she says sarcastically...) and how i always forget stuff, i mean yer everyone forgets stuff from time to time, but me, oh no. a whole different story.....so today my friend came round with a big bag of presents for mee (babe) and i was like 'christmas isn't for ages yet, its only like the 10th' (i know, i haven't eaten my advent calendar since like the 4th) and she was like 'hun, theres 4 days and its christmas' i was like 'OH SH-T REALLY? I HAVEN'T GOT ANY PRESENTS, FOR YOU, OR ANY OF MY FAMILY.......ummmm.......dayumm' i know i often talk about presents on here, but i didn't realise Christmas was like 4 days away:$ imma going shopping Thursday! so, in case i forget again, I'm doing a new segment which will include, a little count down and a little part called 'ask Emily xmas' in which you can ask me questions and i will answer - PROMISE i will definitely answer all of them:) and in case you don't know my email address here - cheekymonkeyems@hotmail.co.uk - hope to see your Christmas questions flooding in soon! (questions such as whats your favourite Christmas film, and like favourite Christmas song etc....) ALSO if you don't feel like sending me a question, you can send me a dare and I'll do it (in the past Ive been dared to eat a ketchup and toothpaste sand which, Ive also been dared to sit int he high street in a box and jump out at people when they walk by....) see yas! I WANT EVERY SINGLE VIEWER TO SEND A QUESTION/DARE - BE CREATIVE:))

nom:)

2011-12-20T14:26:00.000Z

today, is about some extremely HOT guys. 5 to be precise, i cannot say they're full names except for the famous ones, there's 3 which go to my school, they're names are -
Matthew
Oscar
ed
they are beautiful. i would marry any one of them given the chance. gorgeous. the other 2 are guys from you tube (eeep, my age!) named 'harrison webb' and 'dom Herman-day' now Dom, Dom Dom Dom. i reckon is gay BUT HES THE HOTTEST (not fair, cry cry:'( so like they're best friends (Harrison and Dom) along with 2 others - Bertie and some other guy and they all make random videos on you tube together (although they DO have separate accounts) the together account is called 'tumbleweed productions' <<<check it out. i cried at the box one of Dom:') he can get in my bed:) also, just thought I'd say Harrison normally wears a top saying 'free hugs' in his videos, so you know your on it! i was like 'ok Ive watched the video, now time for my free hug!'

my love:))

2011-12-19T16:27:00.000Z

so you all know just how much i love ed sheeran, even made a new word for him - edgasm. beaut. I'm SO in love with one of his songs 'gold rush' so beautiful, i also like 'you should cut your hair' literally raping the replay button, have been listening to it 24/7 non-stop no lie.so also, i bought my best friend Hannah a ;husband' card for Christmas:) cos were gay married people:)) ahaa! had to be there moment. anyway, we were on skype and i was flashing my new glasses that i got, but she took a photo and uploaded to face book - oh joy:LL showing it to you guys cos I'm cool:) so yer. then she admitted she getting my more pressies:) eeeeeppppp so she got me this beautiful poster - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/POSTER-ED-SHEERAN-cat-Maxi-NEW-/320800267861?pt=UK_Collectables_Paper_RL&hash=item4ab12f9e55 and this gorgeous braclet:)) - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ed-Sheeran-Handmade-Bracelet-/170750140723?pt=UK_Jewellery_Watches_CostumeJewellery_CA&hash=item27c1806133#ht_500wt_1287 so in return ig to her this gorg thing of beauty - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Punky-Liquorice-Allsorts-Beads-Dolly-Mixture-Bracelet-/180772504500?pt=UK_Jewellery_Watches_CostumeJewellery_CA&hash=item2a16e183b4 woop woop:)) see yas! xxxxx

expensive season:LL

2011-12-19T11:27:00.000Z

well OK, so we all know Christmas is only 6 sleeps away now! and i still need to buy presents for my outside of school friends, and family:$ so i have NO clue what to get dad&step-mum or mum&step-dad, but my sister kind of helped me out last night. we were watching 'friends' (moved onto 'comedy central' not E4 anymore, cos they were out-bought) and the ad-break was on, and there was one for a jimmy choo perfume she was like 'you can get me that' i was like 'umm, k...' then the advert for DKNY perfume came on she went 'you can get me that to...' i was again like 'umm, k....' then the advert for the new dance album 'floorfillers old school' came on so she was again like 'you can get me that' and i was turning into a broken record, but since she'd already asked me for some fluffy slippers, and some more hairspray, also I'd already bought her some chocolate and a Barbour quilted coat. i was kind of stuck for money? so i was like Ive already got you -
chocolate
and a Barbour coat
then she was just like 'ok, you can get me the DKNY perfume? don't worry about jimmy choo' but then yet another advert for the inbetweeners movie came on, and yet again she asked for it. so by now i was 'getting' her -
chocolate
inbetweeners movie
floorfillers old school CD
Barbour quilted coat
fluffy slippers
DKNY perfume
and if lucky - jimmy choo perfume.

by now i was some what disgruntled. since she'd just said 'i haven't got you anything yet. maybe just give you some bubble wrap and a bar of chocolate' yes, a bar, not one of the big ones, one which you put in your lunch which has like 4 squares of chocolate. the cheek of some people.

if you would like to know where to purchase any of them items for a bit of last minute christmas chopping the links are below:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=amazon+movies&tag=googhydr-21&index=dvd&hvadid=10803309588&ref=pd_sl_22b1lkktbi_b -- inbetweeners,
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Floorfillers-Old-Skool-Various-Artists/dp/B0062WR7WE/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1324293561&sr=1-1-catcorr - CD
http://www.newlook.com/shop/womens/jackets-and-coats/cord-collared-quilted-jacket_245550301 - ive given you the adress for the barbour coat, but because they are like £129, ive given you the new look ones instead:)
http://www.newlook.com/shop/womens/shoes/pom-pom-slipper-boot_228100413 - slippers
http://www.theperfumeshop.com/fcp/product/womens-perfumes/dkny/be%20delicious/1016 - DKNY perfume
http://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10001_10001_117867900099_-1?breadcrumb=Home%7EBeauty - jimmy choo perfume

see ya's :))))

last day of school:)

2011-12-16T17:24:00.000Z

OK lemme say - WE FINALLY GOT A GLIMPSE OF THE WHITE STUFF:)) EEEEEEPPPPP I MIGHT VERY WELL DIE! in form we were like 'boring boring waiting for the bell. boring. show each other our clothes. even more bored' then some people int he back of the room were like 'omg guys, its actually snowing, i cannot believe it! I'm not lying, look!' so from form to first lesson all i heard was 'its snowing' etc. urmm, so in form we done a Christmas quiz (woop woop!) when she said the questions it was like after the first 4 words i knew the answer and it was Right:)) cos I'm that cool! i love Christmas! fave time to dress as well:) clothes are awesome! getting off topic -- so first lesson MATHS dayumm. we did a bit of congruent stuff, but then the whiteboard projector decided to blow itself up about 10 minutes in (yayaa, i think gods watching down on me:)) so we did a maths quiz (booooo) then with like 50 mins to go, we did a Christmas quiz! yayy:) and my table won cos we is cool bled init doe! (uh huh. never going chav again...) then was time for history! after receiving yet more presents form friends during break! so all we did was make Christmas cards pretending we were soldiers in world war 1 so lemme say, mine was not in the least bit presentable......well, FINALLY TIME FOR CHRISTMAS. quick word of advice - woolly/knitted stuff is MEGA in, don't matter if its a bit of primark, whatever is knitted or woolly, is in! also, reppin the hats this season! loving it, got a panda one with bobbles, another panda, 2 bears, a zebra, a strawberry and a Santa hat! -- all beanies i may add! whoever says beanies are for emo's.......they were, but imma bringing them back in(no need ot thank) already a HUGE hit in my school, after wearing it form october time nearly everyone owns one! thanks to moi! woop woop, so there ya go, a little heads up on the latest fashion trends:)) seeeyaaaa!

got some love for my geeks:-))

2011-12-15T15:48:00.000Z

OK, so my friends are absolutely MENTAL. in fact, mental isn't even the half of it! but today in English we were talking and my finger started having a spasm so i said 'my fingers gone into spasm mode' for Becky to turn around and go 'your finger looks like a green toad?' then for Hannah to go 'your finger is barack obama?' don't ask me how she got barack obama form spasm mode...but she was born with 2% hearing, so i dunoo! so she decided to draw barack obama on my finger? she gave him a shirt and eyes, that was it, then i drew a moustache cos I'm cool:) then she drew some hair and a name tag? now its our own version of obama! (he is white now!) :-)) well that's what i get up to anyway! for our picture -- please welcome barack ofinger! (he did have hair, but you can see it!) see ya's xxxx

french?

2011-12-14T20:32:00.000Z

i watched the most jacked up film in french today? priceless. it was bout some girl who is a gold digger, and this guy who works in the bar and the gold digger got the wrong impression about him, and started dating. when she realised whe sumped him but he still loved her so he like stalked her and she bled him dry of money so, he became a gold digger himself, scamming her of watched, shirts, clothes and all expenses. then they see eachother again in a hotel and like compare their progress of like what they can scam them of? messed up frecnh. ALSO another french film - its from 2 points of views, the first one is fomr the girl who thinks this man loves her when she sends him portraits and follows him around and gives him flowers but then ends up killing herself cos she sees him with another girl, on the other point of view, the guy is getting sent letters, portraits and flowers form someone he doesnt know, he gets scard and blames it on his patient (doctor) and slaps her cos he thinks its her, then he goes to jail ad its like 'the fuck....' :))

christmas presents:))

2011-12-14T19:59:00.001Z

so, today i took my christmas presents into school to give to everyone but heres my dilemma - WHAT BAG? so eveyr girl has this problem, but i seriously didnt know? so i ended up narrowing it down to 2 choices, a jack wills and river island - the jack wills one was big enough, and stong anough but it was exaclty the same as my jack wills school bag, so i thaught 'i dont want to be walking round with 2 of the same bag.....?' so that left me with a river island plastic, it wasnt quite big enough to fit every present in, so i squished them in, and in attempt the handles bent out of shape and looked like they were gonna break.....so my little crystmas (a.k.a - crystal) had the idea of cellotaping them, so i did, but i looked like a complete and utter dick walking round school:$ gonna give a little shout to my beauts! -
hannah (choclate&river island purse:))
becky - (soap and glory bits&chocolate)
amy&ella (the twins - bracelet, gorgeous scarf,chocolate truffles:))
shauna - (some huge bar of galaxy cookie crumble)
and crystal/crystmas (some MASSIVE chocolate santa!)
i think by the time i come back after christmas.....im going to have about 7 more chins with all that chocolate:LL ALSO we had GCSE dance auditions, and the pin-ups went out today! i got in:)) but my best friend was a no....then she spoke to the teacher and she said 'i feel really guilty, cos you were actually better then most of those i put through, but the government bastards (sorry about strong language!) said that ayone who dances outside of school automaticly gets put through! which is really unfair, so im dropping someoen else and putting you through to BTEC' i think thats knocked her confidence.....since i dance out of school and completely messed up the audition with her, i went the wrong way for the arobesq and stood there like 'omafg, i dont know the next move.....' when she was doing it perfectly, pointed toes and the right way. unfair. - so todays photo is me, with the twins gorgeous scraf on! my beautiful bear hat from river island, and my red chinos! gotta love winter fashion;)

show stopper:)

2011-12-13T19:22:00.000Z

today was intresting......we are doing a show which weve been preparing for, for absolutley ages and its to show what weve been working on in performing arts! so, today i performed my monologue as an opening peice, it got quite a few laughs (i got the funny one) about mcdonalds! also had 2 more to do, about modelling and a monologue from mean girls! they all went well. then was time for the dance:LL which was ok, since i enjoy dancing! honeslty i do! and it was to one of my favourite songs 'soulmate' by natasha beningfeild (great song, check it out) and theres one bit in which i have to be lifted by my gay guy (charlie!) i have about 6 gays, all in different dance troups! but anyway - likewise in the zak story, a few scrolls down i had to jump into his arms, but this time it was a higher lift and i had to like let go and go round in a circle like, on my back.....scary stuff, (if you cant imagine it check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzwHHQd9T-U&feature=related) so yer, that was what me and charlie got up to! my but in his face! woop woop! love for the gays:)) that also went well, then the singing:||| which was the absolute monster, scene as at the end i have to kiss this mug..... :LL not my idea of fun. but i had to sing santa baby in a little santa dress! (amazing, ya know...except for the part where i kissed the 'santa' or some ugly mug whose never heard of a toothbrush!) and 'miss you' by the wonderful ed sheeran as a solo! beautiful:))

remi?

2011-12-11T23:33:00.000Z

okok, so remi my step sister is 16 tomorrow, and for her birthday tonight we opened presents cos she wont be here tomorrow? and she got a tent? i mean come one. a tent? in all fairness she asked for it (????) but a tent? i mean, a phone case, some chocolate or a hat yes! but like.......a tent? the fuck......

late postt!

2011-12-11T23:22:00.000Z

sorry that i havent posted sooner, ive bee so tied up with christmas shopping and stuff! OH and clothes show:) lemme tell you about the show first! - so yer it was good and all that blaa blaa blaa, liek everything was on sale for like a fivaa, btu the good bit is, when we got the free makeover from some makeup company, the woman doing mine, she wouldent shut up BUT! that prooved to be a good thing cos she was sayign like 'are you here on a school trip' i said 'yes' she goes 'for 6th form' i was like 'for year 9 and 10??' she went 'oh, you look older! in a good way!' then she starts talaking about work and stuff and how she was the artist on 'models misfits and mayhem' and i was like 'cool' so she went 'whats do you wanna be, like a job?' i said 'i wanted tp eb a model, but i dont have the right build? and not entirely pretty' so she said 'well, everyone thinks you have to be super skinny and really tall also cake yourself in makeup, but you dont? everyone has a models build, just the confidence they need' so she asked to take a few pictures to send to MODEL1 and PREMIER (WOOOPP WOOOPP) cos she works there, as soon as i gett he shots back, ill show youu! woop woop:))

for the sympathy....

2011-12-08T23:00:00.000Z

so, if your like me and are late for everything, then you'll relate. i have this guilty feeling as i dont have my tree up yet....(i know kind of late but hey! what ya gonna do?) but i AM putting it up this weekend. now, today i had dance! (oot oot!) and we found out that next tuesday are auditions for GCSE dance, now my teacher has had an eye on me, cos i do dancing so i am quite good (not to sound arrogant) but it was kinda unfortunate today for my poor friend ella - we were doing the warm up, front line as usual, and she bent down onto the whole 'touch your toes' shizz and shes on her period (bless her) using both pads and tampons.....dont ask....cos its her first and hasnt quite got to grips with using one, she likes to be EXTRA cautious.....BUT she had the pull chord sticking out of her gym shorts so i told her and she quickly tucked it inn, but then she bent down and her pad got a bit dislodged and you could badly see the inprint where she had a wedgie from bending down, so she stood up to pull it out, but by doing so pulled the pad out......on the floor....whatta babe she went bright red but i felt soo sorry for the poor thing that i admitted it was mine! i just dont like seeing her all embarresed as she's the sweetest person you'll ever meet! and give her the benefit, its her first timee on the whole period stuff! plus as im the one to get embaressed most of the time i got a few giggles, but hey, i dont caree! - you know she IS 13(14 in 2 days, oot oot!) so any girls, 14 isnt a late age to start, my sister didnt start until she was about 16 which is completely natural! some may start at around 12!

christmas queeries!

2011-12-06T20:12:00.000Z

soo - i have been emailed a few times about what i think you should buy people for christmas, and im buying my school friends like a little chocolate each and like a bracelet or a cd of their favourite artists (ya knoww, keep it simple) and for my best friend im geting her some soap and glory products and some beauty benefit items (if you buy over 3 items from beauty benefit cosmetics, you get a voucher for a free tutorial and a makeover! oot oot!) also i may buy her a voucher for river island/new look OR an actual top or somehting, since she relies on me to style her anyway! <3 so it really depends what your frirnds are into, but i find tubs of vaseline are good sellers at the moment! get them like a little beauty product and a little chocolate and your all good! <3

love my baby girl!

2011-12-06T16:43:00.000Z

yes, pretty much same title as yesterday, but that was about my best friend (gay friend) today is about my best friend (girl) so Ive known her since i was born, my mum and hers had a race to see who was born first (oot oot, i won!) were pretty much twins! born on the same dayy! both our middle names are 'louise' so yerr, this is my best friend Hannah lousie marsh:) on skype to me, being the actual mong that she iss! whatta babe:)

LOVE MY BABY!

2011-12-05T16:49:00.000Z

well, OK, so i go dancing and i have the absolute sweetest guy you could ask for there! he IS gay but that's why i love him soooooooo sooooo much! but like story is, last night we did a dance show (oot oot!) and theres a part where i jump into my Zaks arms (Zak is the gay bff) and like wrap myself around him and hug him and whilst I'm in his arms, but we stay there forever cos were the last to move and my head is supposed to be next to his, but i jumped a bit high so lets say.....his head was in my tits......bet he enjoyed it for a gay;) that boy can GET IN MY BED. so coz i was to high i almost went over the back for him, so being a babe he knelt down so he could hold me and i wouldn't go over his back! but i went into the next move, but AS he knelt down it meant i had to roll off his knee instead of him slowly putting me on the floor ready for the next move, this means i now have a massive bruise on my hip but WHAT A BABE - he made it up to me, in the break during the show we went to the kebab shop and he bought a donner kebab with like yellow chilli's:LL but as we were sitting there he goes 'oh ems! cos I'm going away and wont see you before Christmas.....here' and handed me some beautiful little bracelet with a card which had the words 'to my wife' (coz in one dance he plays the groom and i was ready for a diff dance dressed in a white dress, so we kind of married backstage cos i love my gay sooo much) and inside was an essay:) whatta babe! LOVE THAT BOY TO PIECES - so the picture is my baby zakiee eating his kebab with the chilli's:)))))) hes the best thing that's ever happened to mee! gotta love gays:)

a birthday to remember!

2011-12-04T17:40:00.002Z

well, today my 3 friends had a joint party, even though the twins were born Christmas day, and the other was born start of November?? but being the maniacs they are, they bought us all birthday hats and glasses so we wore them all the way to the train station, the shop and round lakeside:) so from left to right (Alice, me, Ella, Becky, Amy!) i love how theres like me and Alice on the left like kinda far away form the others doing our own thing like pulling faces, and theres the 3 birthday people like serious smile:) ALSO you see Alice, far left??? holding a cucumber, this girl is mental. she bought half a cucumber from the local shop on the way to the train and was eating it like it was a sausage roll! strange child! but that's why i love her;)

christmas!

2011-12-02T22:43:00.000Z

how are you guys celebrating Christmas? got your tree up? decorating the house? putting a 'santa stop here' sign up? well i want YOU to send me a photo of how your getting into the spirit:) i painted my toes:) (displayed on the left!) if its good enough, i will display them on the beautiful blogg! <333

readers inbox

2011-12-02T12:37:00.001Z

some viewers have been messaging me on how i should present my next blog, and Ive taken one into consideration, lily asked me what moisturiser is the best - i say and take this in, never buy garnier tinted moisturiser with hint of apricot(displayed on the left). its grim, it does moisturise, but it stinks (hint of apricot my arse....) it stains clothes and hands, if you want orange hands and streaky tinted tan lines go for it! but i advise not to use it. i do however say that soap and glory have a really good range of moisturisers that all smell divine! also beauty benefit cosmetics are good! the 'you rebel' one is my favourite! do with this information what you will! NOTE - if any of the viewers have a worry or a question you would like to discuss, inbox me and you can either stay annonymous or i will post your name if you want a bit of publicity:) i AM a girl, so girlies, any advice on anything (i think you know what i mean) but yer.......

Ed sheeran!

2011-12-02T10:48:00.000Z

my first post! pretty exciting! today its about ed sheeran, the most amazing ginger in my books! he's really inspired me, he's also really down to earth! you've got to love him:) my favourite album of his is 'plus' but 'loose change' is also another winner! earlier on UStream i asked him 'if you had £3million what would you do with it?' and he answered 'id give 1millon to charity, alot of celebrities say they do it for publicity, but i would actually give it to some sort of charity, probably my mums....and the other 2million i would invest in and put it soulfully towards music' WHAT A BABE. i also have a little picture of ed sheeran as a youngster:) cute or what? love him to bits! he was bullied at school for his specsaver glasses and ginger hair! also he's deaf in one ear and still managed to become one of the biggest loved artists today! i know I'm drivelling on, but hey! i love ed sheeran:) check in tomorrow and see if i posted anything:) if not, i will post Sunday barley mind what my intro says. bye for now bloggers! <3<3<3

muffins&madness launch!

2011-12-02T10:26:00.001Z

the launch of my blog! in case your wondering, i will pretty much talk about anything from artists to fashion and a few animals! i will also be holding competitions in which you shall send in pictures and will win a prize! xxxxx enjoy!